hell yes lets make some ravioli
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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