if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
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