at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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