Say something about gay babies.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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