there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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