sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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