That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
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The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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