stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Can you bring me the toilet please
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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