yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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