Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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