yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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