i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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