If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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