you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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