If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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