Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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