? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
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Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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