Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
if i can run in heels then i can drive
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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