Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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