Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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