dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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