who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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