Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
