Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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