Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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