Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
