I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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