He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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