Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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