and my herpes radar will keep us safe
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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