is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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