She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
so much tequila, so little girl.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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