I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
It was confusing and full of hummus
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
