It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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