It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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