3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My ass is underappreciated
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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