If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
How does it feel to date your dad?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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