redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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