I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
no you cant smoke seaweed
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I didn't notice because vodka
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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