Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Are we still banned from the library?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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