Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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