Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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