at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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