If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
