I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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