so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You were trust falling into bushes
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
as a side note pls kill me
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
