Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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