If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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