remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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