I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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