Can i not drive my cunt home
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Come share oat with me in your robe
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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