I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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