Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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