Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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