im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I just found puke in my bra..
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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