Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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