If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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