Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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