I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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