This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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You're like the curious george of whores
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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