Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
The air was thick with penises
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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