I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
