Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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