i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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